LANGUAGE SURVIVAL MANUAL · BEYOND THE CLASSROOM · KET 2026–2027
📖 Teacher Survival Vocabulary

100 Thai Words to Survive Your First 3 Months

In your classroom, English immersion comes first (no Thai required). Outside the school gate: 7-Eleven, night markets, staffroom lunches, and the clinic. These 100 phrases keep you fed, calm, and respected.

💡 Pedagogical Rule: Thai After the 16:30 Bell

Speaking Thai to students in class slows their English progress. Save these words for market vendors, songthaew drivers, your landlord, and your co-teacher (Phee Liang).

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1. Street Food & Dining (อาหารและการสั่งกิน)

01 · Ordering

ไม่เผ็ด

mai phet

Not spicy

Essential. Thai "normal spicy" will make you cry during week 1.

02 · Ordering

เผ็ดนิดหน่อย

phet nit noi

A little bit spicy

For when you want flavor without burning your mouth off.

03 · Courtesy

อร่อยมาก

a-roi maak

Delicious / Very tasty

Say this with a smile to any food cart cook. Instant friendship.

04 · Drinks

ไม่ใส่น้ำตาล

mai sai nam-taan

No sugar added

Iced coffee and smoothies come with 4 spoons of syrup unless you say this.

05 · Health

ไม่ใส่ผงชูรส

mai sai phong-choo-rot

No MSG

Useful if sensitive to flavor enhancers.

06 · Takeaway

กลับบ้าน / ใส่ถุง

klap baan / sai thoong

Takeaway / Put in a bag

Said at any stall when taking food back to your room.

07 · Dining In

กินนี่

kin nee

Eat here / Dine in

Point to the table and say this.

08 · Basic Need

น้ำเปล่า

naam plao

Plain drinking water

Bottled still drinking water.

09 · Payment

เช็คบิล / เก็บตังค์

check bin / gep dtang

Check, please / Bill please

Raise your hand gently and say this to pay.

10 · Vegetarian

มังสวิรัติ / เจ

mung-sa-wi-rat / jay

Vegetarian / Strict Vegan

"Jay" guarantees no fish sauce or meat stock whatsoever.

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2. 7-Eleven & Stores (เซเว่นและร้านค้า)

11 · Counter

ไม่รับถุง

mai rap thoong

No plastic bag needed

They ask this on every single transaction.

12 · Meal

เวฟไหม / อุ่นไหม

wave mai? / oon mai?

Microwave it? / Warm it up?

Cashier asks this for toasties and meals. Answer: "Wave krup/ka".

13 · Payment

สแกนได้ไหม

scan dai mai?

Can I scan to pay? (PromptPay)

Once your Thai bank app is active, you use this everywhere.

14 · Payment

เงินสด

ngern sot

Cash

Use cash until your Non-B bank account opens.

15 · Paperwork

ใบเสร็จ

bai-set

Receipt

Needed for school reimbursements or tax forms.

16 · Status

ไม่มี

mai mee

Don't have / Out of stock

What the clerk says when an item is sold out.

17 · Pointing

อันนี้

an nee

This one

Point to shelf and say "ao an nee" (I want this one).

18 · Staples

น้ำแข็ง

nam-khaeng

Ice

Commercial cylindrical ice with hole is 100% safe to consume.

19 · Supplies

หลอด

loot

Drinking straw

If they forget to hand you a straw with your drink.

20 · Supplies

ทิชชู่

tit-choo

Tissue / Toilet paper

Carry a pack in your day bag everywhere in Thailand.

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3. Taxis & Directions (การเดินทาง)

21 · Direction

ตรงไป

trong pai

Go straight

Essential when riding with songthaews or Grab drivers.

22 · Direction

เลี้ยวซ้าย

liao sai

Turn left

Remember: left is 'sai'.

23 · Direction

เลี้ยวขวา

liao khwa

Turn right

Remember: right is 'khwa'.

24 · Stopping

จอดที่นี่

jort tee nee

Stop here / Drop me here

Say politely to stop a songthaew or taxi right at your flat.

25 · Distance

ใกล้ / ไกล

glai (near) / klai (far)

Near / Far

Tone matters: falling tone glai = near; flat tone klai = far.

26 · Landmark

สถานีขนส่ง (บขส.)

sa-tha-nee khon-song

Provincial Bus Terminal

Where you go for travel vans to Chiang Mai, Bangkok, or Tak.

27 · Verb

ไป...

pai...

Go to...

"Pai Mor Chit 2", "Pai rong-rean" (Go to school).

28 · Taxi Rule

เปิดมิเตอร์ด้วยครับ/ค่ะ

pert meter duay

Please turn on the meter

Never accept a flat 500 THB fare in Bangkok when landing.

29 · Scooter

น้ำมัน

nam-man

Petrol / Gasoline

At petrol station: "Nam-man tem thang" = Fill the tank full.

30 · Safety

ช้าๆ หน่อย

chaa-chaa noi

Slow down a bit, please

Say this if a motorcycle taxi is speeding recklessly.

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4. Staffroom & Respect (ในห้องพักครู)

31 · Social Title

พี่ (ตามด้วยชื่อ)

phee [Name]

Older colleague / Senior (respectful)

Call senior Thai staff "Phee + Name" (e.g. Phee Mai, Phee Min).

32 · Social Title

น้อง

nong [Name]

Younger colleague / Junior

Affectionate term used for younger staff or interns.

33 · Title

คุณครู

khun khru

Teacher (formal & respected)

How students, parents, and community members address you.

34 · Culture

ใจเย็นๆ

jai yen yen

Keep a cool heart / Stay calm

Cornerstone of Thai staffroom harmony. Never display anger.

35 · Routine

ประชุม

pra-choom

Meeting / Staff assembly

What colleagues say when disappearing for an afternoon meeting.

36 · Bonding

กินข้าวด้วยกัน

kin khao duay kan

Eat together / Join us for food

Always say yes when Thai teachers invite you to lunch.

37 · Hierarchy

ผอ. (พะ-ออ)

Phor-Or

School Director / Principal

Short for phu-am-nuay-kan. Wai deeply with thumbs touching nose tip.

38 · Task Complete

เรียบร้อย

riap roi

All done / Completed smoothly

Say this after handing in grading sheets or signing forms.

39 · School Life

เข้าแถว

khao thaeo

Morning flag assembly line-up

Starts around 07:50 to 08:00 AM every school day.

40 · Deep Culture

เกรงใจ

kreng jai

Consideration / Reluctance to impose

Why Thai teachers won't tell you directly when something is wrong.

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5. Apartment & Landlord (ที่พักและห้องเช่า)

41 · Water

น้ำไม่ไหล

naam mai lai

The water is not running

Text this to your apartment manager on LINE if water cuts off.

42 · Electricity

ไฟดับ

fai dap

Power outage / Electricity is out

Common during heavy northern monsoon storms.

43 · AC Unit

แอร์ไม่เย็น

air mai yen

The AC is not cold

Needs a 400 THB filter clean or freon top-up.

44 · Bills

ค่าน้ำ

khaa naam

Water bill

Usually 100 to 200 THB a month in provincial apartments.

45 · Bills

ค่าไฟ

khaa fai

Electricity bill

Usually 800 to 1,500 THB depending on AC usage at night.

46 · Rent

ค่าห้อง / ค่าเช่า

khaa hong / khaa chao

Room rent

Due usually between the 1st and 5th of each month.

47 · Emergency

กุญแจหาย

koon-jae haai

I lost my key

Call building security or message landlord for spare.

48 · Handyman

ช่าง

chaang

Technician / Repairman

"Chaang air" (AC tech), "Chaang fai" (electrician).

49 · Plumbing

ห้องน้ำตัน / ส้วมตัน

hong-naam dtun

Toilet / drain is clogged

Never flush toilet paper down Thai pipes. Use the bin.

50 · Laundry

ซักผ้า

sak phaa

Do laundry / Wash clothes

Coin machines on every corner (20 to 40 THB per load).

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6. Markets & Numbers (ตลาดและตัวเลข)

51 · Price

เท่าไหร่ครับ/ค่ะ

thao rai?

How much is it?

Ask politely at any market stall while pointing to an item.

52 · Discount

ลดได้ไหม

lot dai mai?

Can you discount it?

Only use for clothes or multiple items. Never on food.

53 · Tens

สิบ / ยี่สิบ / สามสิบ

sip / yee-sip / saam-sip

10, 20, 30

Twenty is "yee-sip", not "song-sip".

54 · Hundreds

หนึ่งร้อย / สองร้อย

nueng roi / song roi

100 / 200

Walking Street dinner budget = 200 THB (song roi).

55 · High Notes

ห้าร้อย / หนึ่งพัน

haa roi / nueng phan

500 / 1,000

Break 1,000 THB notes at 7-Eleven, not small fruit stalls.

56 · Currency

บาท

baat

Baht (THB)

Thai national currency unit.

57 · Quantity

กี่อัน

gee an?

How many pieces?

Seller asking how many skewers or pieces you want.

58 · Tasting

ชิมได้ไหม

chim dai mai?

Can I taste / try a sample?

Great at fruit stalls (mango, mangosteen, rambutan).

59 · Fruit

หวานไหม

waan mai?

Is it sweet?

Asked when picking up papayas, watermelon, or pineapples.

60 · Banking

ถอนเงิน (ตู้ ATM)

thawn ngern

Withdraw cash (ATM machine)

Thai ATM machines charge 220 THB on international foreign cards.

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7. Pharmacy & Clinic (ร้านยาและคลินิก)

61 · Symptom

ปวดหัว

puat hua

Headache

Pharmacist will hand you paracetamol ("Yaa Para").

62 · Stomach

ปวดท้อง / ท้องเสีย

puat thong / thong sia

Stomach ache / Diarrhea

Common in weeks 2-3 as gut adapts. Buy electrolyte packets.

63 · Fever

มีไข้ / ตัวร้อน

mee khai / dtua rawn

Have a fever / Body feels hot

If fever lasts over 48h, contact school coordinator.

64 · Allergy

แพ้ยา...

phae yaa...

Allergic to [Medication]

E.g. "Phae penicillin" (Allergic to penicillin).

65 · Throat

เจ็บคอ

jep khor

Sore throat

Happens from speaking loudly over classroom fans all morning.

66 · Pharmacy

ยาแก้แพ้

yaa gae phae

Antihistamine / Allergy medicine

For pollen, dust, or insect bites (cetirizine / loratadine).

67 · Insect

ยากันยุง

yaa gan yoong

Mosquito repellent

Essential at dusk in schools and parks (pink bottle at 7-Eleven).

68 · Facility

โรงพยาบาล

rong phayabaan

Hospital

Provincial government hospitals are modern and low-cost.

69 · Facility

คลินิก

khlee-nik

Doctor's clinic

Doctor evening clinics open 17:00-20:00 for quick prescriptions.

70 · Document

ใบรับรองแพทย์

bai rap-rawng phaet

Medical certificate / Doctor's note

Required for sick leave at school and your work permit file.

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8. Polite Particles (คำสุภาพ)

71 · Male Ending

ครับ

khrap

Polite ending particle (for males)

Add to the end of every sentence if you are a male speaker.

72 · Female Ending

ค่ะ / คะ

kha (statement) / kha (question)

Polite ending particle (for females)

Add to the end of every sentence if you are a female speaker.

73 · Philosophy

ไม่เป็นไร

mai pen rai

No problem / You're welcome

The national mantra of Thailand. Smooths over any friction.

74 · Apology

ขอโทษ

khor thot

Sorry / Excuse me

Said when passing someone closely or making a mistake.

75 · Gratitude

ขอบคุณครับ/ค่ะ

khob khun

Thank you

Say it 20 times a day with a gentle nod.

76 · Yes / No

ใช่ / ไม่ใช่

chai / mai chai

Yes, correct / No, not correct

Direct affirmation or negation.

77 · Ability

ได้ / ไม่ได้

dai / mai dai

Can / Cannot (allowed or possible)

"Dai mai?" = Can you? "Mai dai" = Cannot.

78 · Waiting

รอแป๊บนึง

raw baep neung

Please wait just a moment

Said when grabbing your phone or checking a document.

79 · Modesty

นิดหน่อย

nit noi

A little bit

When asked if you speak Thai: "Phut dai nit noi krup/ka".

80 · Clarity

เข้าใจแล้ว

khao jai laew

I understand now / Got it

Reassures your co-teacher after an explanation.

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9. Parks & Social Life (สวนสาธารณะ)

81 · Landmark

สวนสาธารณะ

suan saa-thaa-ra-na

Public municipal park

Search this + your town name on Google Maps for evening reset.

82 · Exercise

วิ่ง

wing

Run / Jog

The town park loop from 17:00 to 18:30 is pure gold.

83 · Exercise

เต้นแอโรบิก

dten aerobic

Aerobics dance class (free)

Free evening aerobic dance with speakers at every Thai park.

84 · Sport

ตะกร้อ

dtak-raw

Sepak Takraw (kick volleyball)

Watch locals play on park concrete courts. Great agility.

85 · Cheers

ชนแก้ว

chon kaew

Cheers! / Clink glasses

Used on Wednesday karaoke nights or drinks with teachers.

86 · Caring

เหนื่อยไหม

neuay mai?

Are you tired?

Kind question Thai teachers ask each other after events.

87 · Fun

สนุกมาก

sa-nook maak

Very fun / Enjoyable

"Sanook" is the core principle of Thai everyday life.

88 · Goodbye

เจอกันพรุ่งนี้

jer kan phroong-nee

See you tomorrow

Said when leaving the staffroom gate at 16:30.

89 · Weekend

ไปเที่ยว

pai thiao

Go traveling / Hang out for leisure

"Pai thiao nai?" = Where are you traveling this weekend?

90 · Weather

อากาศดี

aa-gaat dee

Good weather / Nice breeze

Said in northern November-January cool morning assemblies.

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10. Help & Emergencies (เหตุฉุกเฉิน)

91 · Urgent

ช่วยด้วย!

chuay duay!

Help me!

True urgent emergency shout.

92 · Language

พูดภาษาอังกฤษได้ไหม

phut phaa-saa ang-krit dai mai?

Can you speak English?

Always ask in Thai first. People appreciate the polite effort.

93 · Language

ไม่เข้าใจ

mai khao jai

I do not understand

Accompanied with a polite smile and shake of the head.

94 · Basic Need

ห้องน้ำอยู่ไหน

hong-naam yoo nai?

Where is the restroom / toilet?

Top 3 most used phrase by foreign travelers in Thailand.

95 · Lost

หลงทาง

long thaang

I am lost / Lost my way

Show your phone with Google Maps pin.

96 · Breakdown

รถเสีย / ยางแบน

rot sia / yaang baen

Vehicle broken down / Flat tire

Motorbike tyre patches cost 60 to 100 THB at roadside shops.

97 · Police

โทร 191 (ตำรวจ)

tho haa dtam-ruat (191)

Call Police (191) / Tourist Police (1155)

Tourist police speak English: 1155.

98 · Ambulance

โทร 1669 (รถพยาบาล)

riak rot phayabaan (1669)

Call Medical Ambulance (1669)

First number to call for severe injury, then school coordinator.

99 · Warning

อันตราย

an-dta-raai

Dangerous / Danger

Sign on roadworks, deep water, or electrical risks.

100 · Polite Request

ขอความช่วยเหลือหน่อยครับ/ค่ะ

khor khwam chuay luea noi

Could you please help me?

The polite, non-panic way to ask any Thai bystander for a hand.

No match found. Try searching for spicy, toilet, water, or aroi.

Quick Thai Language FAQs for New Teachers

Should foreign teachers speak Thai inside the classroom?

No. Thai schools hire foreign educators specifically for 100% English immersion. Speaking Thai in class slows student progress. Save your Thai vocabulary for after the 16:30 school bell—at night markets, 7-Eleven, and staffroom lunches.

What is the difference between Khrap and Kha in Thai?

Khrap (ครับ) is the polite ending particle used by male speakers, while Kha (ค่ะ / คะ) is used by female speakers. Adding Khrap or Kha to the end of any phrase immediately makes your speech polite and respectful.

What are the most important Thai phrases for a teacher's first week?

Start with Sawasdee (Hello/Goodbye), Khob khun (Thank you), Mai phet (Not spicy), Mai sai nam-taan (No sugar), Mai rap thoong (No plastic bag at 7-Eleven), and Hong-naam yoo nai? (Where is the restroom?).

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